Confession: I adore jokes. I love puns, knock knock jokes, Christmas cracker jokes, lame jokes, roll your eyes jokes and witty one liners. And I especially love jokes about science. The geek in me rejoices! They’re hilarious!
Luckily my kids have inherited my sense of humour. They retell the same few jokes over and over, and I giggle every.single.time. But, after hearing one particular knock knock joke for the hundredth time in a row, I thought I might see if I could build up their repertoire… which, of course, led me to spending an entire day researching and hand-picking sixty of the funniest, kid-friendly science jokes I could find (and a few that I made up as well).
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Rather than give these jokes away to just anyone, I thought it might be fun to make this list a subscriber freebie: a warm hearted thank you to my current email subscriber buddies (go team!), and a friendly wave to new friends who might like to join our little (but growing) science-loving community.
If you’re a new friend – hi! Once you’ve signed up, you’ll receive a welcome email with 60+ {awesome} kid-friendly science jokes, plus access to a free printable pdf in case you want to print them off and add a joke a day in the kids’ lunch-boxes for a lunchtime giggle. You could also use these jokes for a science-themed birthday party, to put in the party favour bags perhaps? Or you could make your own science-themed Christmas crackers! (I’m hoping to make some myself this year, if I find time!)
Q. How does the moon cut his hair?
A. Eclipse it!
Atom: I’d like to report a missing electron.
Police Officer: Are you sure?
Atom: Yes, I’m positive!
Q. What type of bears dissolve in water?
A. Polar bears.
Two blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was all in vein.
Q. What do you think of that new restaurant on the moon?
A. The food’s great, but there’s not much atmosphere.
Q. Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A. To get to the other slide!
Q. Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
A. At parking meteors.
Q. What type of music do planets dance to?
A. Nep-tunes!
Ba-doom-tish!
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What’s your favourite science joke? Tell me in the comments below. I’d love to hear it!!
