Confession: I adore jokes. I love puns, knock knock jokes, Christmas cracker jokes, lame jokes, roll your eyes jokes and witty one liners. And I especially love jokes about science. The geek in me rejoices! They’re hilarious!
Luckily my kids have inherited my sense of humour. They retell the same few jokes over and over, and I giggle every.single.time. But, after hearing one particular knock knock joke for the hundredth time in a row, I thought I might see if I could build up their repertoire… which, of course, led me to spending an entire day researching and hand-picking sixty of the funniest, kid-friendly science jokes I could find (and a few that I made up as well).
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Rather than give these jokes away to just anyone, I thought it might be fun to make this list a subscriber freebie: a warm hearted thank you to my current email subscriber buddies (go team!), and a friendly wave to new friends who might like to join our little (but growing) science-loving community.
If you’re a new friend – hi! Once you’ve signed up, you’ll receive a welcome email with 60+ {awesome} kid-friendly science jokes, plus access to a free printable pdf in case you want to print them off and add a joke a day in the kids’ lunch-boxes for a lunchtime giggle. You could also use these jokes for a science-themed birthday party, to put in the party favour bags perhaps? Or you could make your own science-themed Christmas crackers! (I’m hoping to make some myself this year, if I find time!)
Q. How does the moon cut his hair?
A. Eclipse it!
Atom: I’d like to report a missing electron.
Police Officer: Are you sure?
Atom: Yes, I’m positive!
Q. What type of bears dissolve in water?
A. Polar bears.
Two blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was all in vein.
Q. What do you think of that new restaurant on the moon?
A. The food’s great, but there’s not much atmosphere.
Q. Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A. To get to the other slide!
Q. Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
A. At parking meteors.
Q. What type of music do planets dance to?
A. Nep-tunes!
Ba-doom-tish!
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What’s your favourite science joke? Tell me in the comments below. I’d love to hear it!!
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Can you add me to the joke list?
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Sure Hillary, I’ve added you now. Welcome to our GSG community!
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Q. How does the moon cut his hair?
A. Eclipse it!
I don’t allow even a minor or a major error when it comes to genders are the concern, especially in the field of science. They are not evolved, rather they are created differently.
Moon is a female
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I find myself in complete agreement with you, I don’t understand how one could misgender the moon like this. This is ridiculous. Danya, do we want to do something about this? I find it appalling…
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I find myself in complete agreement with you, I don’t understand how one could misgender the moon like this. This is ridiculous. Danya, do we want to do something about this? I find it appalling…..
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Sheclipse it? The joke doesn’t work if the moon’s female….
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Why did the atom cross the road?
Because it was time to split! 🙂
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ROLF!
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ROLF!!!!!!!
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This is the best one on here. 🙂
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: at least I have a degree
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Gold. 🙂
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That’s a good one. How about this.
What do you call a sick chemist?
If you can’t helium or you can’t curium, you might as well barium
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That’s a good one. How about this.
What do you call a sick chemist?
If you can’t helium or you can’t curium, you might as well barium
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How does the solar system arrange to meet?
A: they plan-et
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Lol!!
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Please add us to the list
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Awesome James, thanks for joining us!
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Why is a graduated cylinder so expensive?
A: Because it takes 12 years to make.
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Lol!
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Please add me to your list. I’m so looking forward to trying these out!
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Thanks Catherine, have added you now.
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Please add me to your list. I can’t wait to use these!
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Thanks Shannon, will do!
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What makes your elbow smile? Something humerus.
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Oh Dano, you’ve got me in stitches!
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What is a fibula? A little lie.
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Lol!
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These are the best jokes of science! These are funny! Ha ha ha :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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🙂
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hi
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Hi!!
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I wanted to tell you a chemistry joke but I knew I wouldn’t get a reaction
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Totally not laughing…. 🙂
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Mountains are not just funny, they’re hill areas.
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Lol!
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Please add me 🙂
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Sure, you’re in!
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Q: What do you do to a chemists body after he dies?
A: You barium
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🙂
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Add me please! Love your jokes
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added!
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. XD
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HAHAHAHA XD
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🙂
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Why can’t T Rex clap?
Cause they are extinct.
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🙂
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These are GReAT!!!Please add me to your list.
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will do!
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Add me please. Love these. I teach 5-12 grade science so need good, clean fun jokes.
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Awesome, adding you now…
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an atom bumped into another atom
‘oh, no, I think i lost an electron’ said the first one
‘are u sure?’
‘Yes, i’m positive!’
LOL Danya plz add me, I lov u
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Lol! Have added you. 🙂
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an atom bumped into another atom
‘oh, no, I think i lost an electron’ said the first one
‘are u sure?’
‘Yes, i’m positive!’
LOL Danya plz add me, I lov u so much!
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Old chemistry teachers never die, they just fail to react.
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Do you know any good jokes about sodium?
,Na.
PLZZZ ADD ME I lov UUUU
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Haha, adding you now! Sorry for the delay!
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Add me please!
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Will do!
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Two atoms are walking down the street when one turns to her pal and says, “darn it, I dropped an electron.”
Her pal asks, “Are you sure?”
To which she replies, “Yep. I’m positive.”
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😉
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Scientific jokes:
big-bang, CERN / LHC project, string theory, wormhole, time-machine,
4-D space-time, 11-D, 27-D, multiverse, . . . .
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Hello, can I be added to the joke list please?? These are gold
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Sure Lorenzo, have added you now. 🙂
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Also just wanted to point out to everyone that anyone can add themselves just by filling in the sign up form in the post above or in the sidebar etc – saves me from manually adding people one by one, which can sometimes result in long delays when I’m feeling lazy! 🙂
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