{Hilariously Funny} Science Jokes for Kids

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Confession: I adore jokes. I love puns, knock knock jokes, Christmas cracker jokes, lame jokes, roll your eyes jokes and witty one liners. And I especially love jokes about science. The geek in me rejoices! They’re hilarious!

Luckily my kids have inherited my sense of humour. They retell the same few jokes over and over, and I giggle every.single.time. But, after hearing one particular knock knock joke for the hundredth time in a row, I thought I might see if I could build up their repertoire… which, of course, led me to spending an entire day researching and hand-picking sixty of the funniest, kid-friendly science jokes I could find (and a few that I made up as well).

50 Hilariously Funny Science Jokes for Kids
 

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Rather than give these jokes away to just anyone, I thought it might be fun to make this list a subscriber freebie: a warm hearted thank you to my current email subscriber buddies (go team!), and a friendly wave to new friends who might like to join our little (but growing) science-loving community.

If you’re a new friend – hi! Once you’ve signed up, you’ll receive a welcome email with 60+ {awesome} kid-friendly science jokes, plus access to a free printable pdf in case you want to print them off and add a joke a day in the kids’ lunch-boxes for a lunchtime giggle. You could also use these jokes for a science-themed birthday party, to put in the party favour bags perhaps? Or you could make your own science-themed Christmas crackers! (I’m hoping to make some myself this year, if I find time!)
 

Want a few teasers?

How does the moon cut his hair science joke

Q. How does the moon cut his hair?
A.
Eclipse it!

 

Atom: Iโ€™d like to report a missing electron.
Police Officer: Are you sure?
Atom: Yes, Iโ€™m positive!

 

What type of bears dissolve in water science joke for kids

Q. What type of bears dissolve in water?
A. Polar bears.

 

Two blood cells met and fell in love science joke for kids

Two blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was all in vein.

 

Q. What do you think of that new restaurant on the moon?
A. The food’s great, but there’s not much atmosphere.

 

Q. Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A. To get to the other slide!

 

Q. Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
A. At parking meteors.

 

Q. What type of music do planets dance to?
A. Nep-tunes!

 
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What’s your favourite science joke? Tell me in the comments below. I’d love to hear it!!

 
Hilarious Science Jokes for Kids - so funny!

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65 Comments

  1. Hillary Tulley

    Can you add me to the joke list?

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    • Danya

      Sure Hillary, I’ve added you now. Welcome to our GSG community!

      Reply
    • Sivayogan Navaratnam

      Q. How does the moon cut his hair?
      A. Eclipse it!
      I don’t allow even a minor or a major error when it comes to genders are the concern, especially in the field of science. They are not evolved, rather they are created differently.

      Moon is a female

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      • Lorenzo Zingon

        I find myself in complete agreement with you, I don’t understand how one could misgender the moon like this. This is ridiculous. Danya, do we want to do something about this? I find it appalling…

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      • Lorenzo Zingon

        I find myself in complete agreement with you, I don’t understand how one could misgender the moon like this. This is ridiculous. Danya, do we want to do something about this? I find it appalling…..

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      • Danya

        Sheclipse it? The joke doesn’t work if the moon’s female….

        Reply
  2. Suzan Aker

    Why did the atom cross the road?

    Because it was time to split! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  3. Jennifer hall

    What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

    A: at least I have a degree

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    • Saoirse

      Thatโ€™s a good one. How about this.
      What do you call a sick chemist?
      If you canโ€™t helium or you canโ€™t curium, you might as well barium

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    • Aleyna

      Thatโ€™s a good one. How about this.
      What do you call a sick chemist?
      If you canโ€™t helium or you canโ€™t curium, you might as well barium

      Reply
  4. Jennifer hall

    How does the solar system arrange to meet?
    A: they plan-et

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  5. James Cosman

    Please add us to the list

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  6. Debbie

    Why is a graduated cylinder so expensive?
    A: Because it takes 12 years to make.

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  7. Catherine

    Please add me to your list. I’m so looking forward to trying these out!

    Reply
  8. Dano

    What makes your elbow smile? Something humerus.

    Reply
  9. Dano

    What is a fibula? A little lie.

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  10. Irshad

    These are the best jokes of science! These are funny! Ha ha ha :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    Reply
  11. PUNS RULE

    I wanted to tell you a chemistry joke but I knew I wouldn’t get a reaction

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  12. DanO

    Mountains are not just funny, they’re hill areas.

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  13. Brandye

    Please add me ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  14. Ashley

    Q: What do you do to a chemists body after he dies?
    A: You barium

    Reply
  15. Deb mcginnis

    Add me please! Love your jokes

    Reply
  16. Lil saltzy

    I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. XD

    Reply
  17. Porfirio zamora

    Why canโ€™t T Rex clap?
    Cause they are extinct.

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  18. Shannon

    These are GReAT!!!Please add me to your list.

    Reply
  19. Angie

    Add me please. Love these. I teach 5-12 grade science so need good, clean fun jokes.

    Reply
  20. GG

    an atom bumped into another atom
    ‘oh, no, I think i lost an electron’ said the first one
    ‘are u sure?’
    ‘Yes, i’m positive!’
    LOL Danya plz add me, I lov u

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  21. GG

    an atom bumped into another atom
    ‘oh, no, I think i lost an electron’ said the first one
    ‘are u sure?’
    ‘Yes, i’m positive!’
    LOL Danya plz add me, I lov u so much!

    Reply
  22. GG LOL

    Old chemistry teachers never die, they just fail to react.

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  23. GG LOL

    Do you know any good jokes about sodium?
    ,Na.

    PLZZZ ADD ME I lov UUUU

    Reply
  24. Valene Scott

    Add me please!

    Reply
  25. MsLake

    Two atoms are walking down the street when one turns to her pal and says, “darn it, I dropped an electron.”

    Her pal asks, “Are you sure?”

    To which she replies, “Yep. I’m positive.”

    Reply
  26. SADOVNIK SOCRATUS

    Scientific jokes:
    big-bang, CERN / LHC project, string theory, wormhole, time-machine,
    4-D space-time, 11-D, 27-D, multiverse, . . . .

    Reply
  27. Lorenzo Zingon

    Hello, can I be added to the joke list please?? These are gold

    Reply
  28. Danya

    Also just wanted to point out to everyone that anyone can add themselves just by filling in the sign up form in the post above or in the sidebar etc – saves me from manually adding people one by one, which can sometimes result in long delays when I’m feeling lazy! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply

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