52 Comments

  1. Hillary Tulley

    Can you add me to the joke list?

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    • Sure Hillary, I’ve added you now. Welcome to our GSG community!

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    • Sivayogan Navaratnam

      Q. How does the moon cut his hair?
      A. Eclipse it!
      I don’t allow even a minor or a major error when it comes to genders are the concern, especially in the field of science. They are not evolved, rather they are created differently.

      Moon is a female

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  2. Suzan Aker

    Why did the atom cross the road?

    Because it was time to split! 🙂

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    • ROLF!

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    • Anastasia Smith

      This is the best one on here. 🙂

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  3. Jennifer hall

    What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

    A: at least I have a degree

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    • Gold. 🙂

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    • Saoirse

      That’s a good one. How about this.
      What do you call a sick chemist?
      If you can’t helium or you can’t curium, you might as well barium

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    • Aleyna

      That’s a good one. How about this.
      What do you call a sick chemist?
      If you can’t helium or you can’t curium, you might as well barium

      Reply
  4. Jennifer hall

    How does the solar system arrange to meet?
    A: they plan-et

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  5. James Cosman

    Please add us to the list

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    • Awesome James, thanks for joining us!

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  6. Debbie

    Why is a graduated cylinder so expensive?
    A: Because it takes 12 years to make.

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  7. Catherine

    Please add me to your list. I’m so looking forward to trying these out!

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    • Thanks Catherine, have added you now.

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      • Shannon

        Please add me to your list. I can’t wait to use these!

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        • Thanks Shannon, will do!

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  8. Dano

    What makes your elbow smile? Something humerus.

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    • Oh Dano, you’ve got me in stitches!

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  9. Dano

    What is a fibula? A little lie.

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  10. Irshad

    These are the best jokes of science! These are funny! Ha ha ha :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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  11. jen

    hi

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  12. PUNS RULE

    I wanted to tell you a chemistry joke but I knew I wouldn’t get a reaction

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    • Totally not laughing…. 🙂

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  13. DanO

    Mountains are not just funny, they’re hill areas.

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  14. Brandye

    Please add me 🙂

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  15. Ashley

    Q: What do you do to a chemists body after he dies?
    A: You barium

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  16. Deb mcginnis

    Add me please! Love your jokes

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  17. Lil saltzy

    I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. XD

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    • Lil saltzy

      HAHAHAHA XD

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    • 🙂

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  18. Porfirio zamora

    Why can’t T Rex clap?
    Cause they are extinct.

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  19. Shannon

    These are GReAT!!!Please add me to your list.

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  20. Angie

    Add me please. Love these. I teach 5-12 grade science so need good, clean fun jokes.

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  21. an atom bumped into another atom
    ‘oh, no, I think i lost an electron’ said the first one
    ‘are u sure?’
    ‘Yes, i’m positive!’
    LOL Danya plz add me, I lov u

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  22. an atom bumped into another atom
    ‘oh, no, I think i lost an electron’ said the first one
    ‘are u sure?’
    ‘Yes, i’m positive!’
    LOL Danya plz add me, I lov u so much!

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  23. Old chemistry teachers never die, they just fail to react.

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  24. Do you know any good jokes about sodium?
    ,Na.

    PLZZZ ADD ME I lov UUUU

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  25. Valene Scott

    Add me please!

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  26. MsLake

    Two atoms are walking down the street when one turns to her pal and says, “darn it, I dropped an electron.”

    Her pal asks, “Are you sure?”

    To which she replies, “Yep. I’m positive.”

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  27. SADOVNIK SOCRATUS

    Scientific jokes:
    big-bang, CERN / LHC project, string theory, wormhole, time-machine,
    4-D space-time, 11-D, 27-D, multiverse, . . . .

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